Seriously: lost giant rubber duck in China
bamaRedneck
Sun, Jul 20, 2014 3:16 PM

I couldn't tell if this was a joke or for real at first:

Giant Rubber Duck vanishes

Apparently a giant rubber duck disappeared due to flooding rain. How in the hell do you LOSE something this friggin big? The duck is big as a football field. 

Somebody, somewhere in China - over a billion people - somebodys gotta go outside for a smoke and OMG hey honey there's a duck the size of bejing in our yard. 

I can see it now - on the 6pm news - if you see this giant rubber duck please call this number.

I wonder if theres a reward for finding the duck? I hope they werent renting it by the hour.

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SuperNerd
Sun, Jul 20, 2014 3:21 PM

You're right spot on man. The news actually gave people this number: 5961027 to call if they see the duck! for real! this is no joke!

smilinJime
Sun, Jul 20, 2014 3:25 PM

This is actually Giant Yellow Rubber Duck 2.0  The original Giant Yellow Rubber Duck was destroyed by an earthquake. Damn. Lifes tough if you're a big big duck.

Relax people. Giant Yellow Rubber Duck 3.0 has already been ordered (you can buy ANYTHING onine these days). 

JasonTheDavid
Sun, Jul 20, 2014 3:36 PM

i told my girlfriend thts what i want for Xmas

Nykk2014
Sat, Aug 2, 2014 5:54 PM

laughlaughlaughI can see it now - on the 6pm news - if you see this giant rubber duck please call this number.

stupidBlond
Sat, Apr 18, 2015 5:52 AM

duck is not that giant like it soundssurprise

poolgirl
Tue, Jun 2, 2015 6:00 PM

So, did they find this BIG yellow duck in China or is it still missing? smiley

Nykk2014
Sat, Jun 6, 2015 8:42 AM

It's MIA probably laugh

OliviaPope
Fri, Oct 9, 2015 4:06 PM

Isn't it the same  rubber duck that was missing in China is moving to New York now?

http://nypost.com/2015/10/08/the-worlds-largest-rubber-duck-is-coming-to-new-york/

Folks from New York don't  miss the largest rubber DUCK! laugh

http://twitter.com/hashtag/tallshipsnj?src=hash

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poolgirl
Sat, Nov 21, 2015 8:50 PM

So, they found the duck in New York? laugh